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[If you are in the library tonight, you may have just heard a loud thwack, which is shortly followed by a book flying at you out of nowhere - and to make matters worse, it's one of the ones that bites. This in turn is followed by the approach of a fan-wielding figure who looks mildly chagrined.]
Oh dear, I'm terribly sorry.
Oh dear, I'm terribly sorry.