Baaaaaaaaaby VUX

[takeme2urpants]

[Sitting in the center of a clearing, you might see a very tiny VUX wearing a very stylish little dress. He is working on difficult math problems--at least college level--on something that looks like an iPad, tapping away with his stylus. He is completely absorbed in what he is doing, until he comes across a problem he does not know how to solve.

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[bigblueidiot]

That depends... is ZEX your father?

[takeme2urpants]

Is that a joke? I do not like it if it is a joke.

[bigblueidiot]

[sitting down so he's not towering over you]

Yeah, sorry. ZEX is your name, right?

[takeme2urpants]

[I am like three and a half feet tall, bro, so you best be sittin']

It is. You should introduce yourself, now.

[monthlycycle]

[ kneels next to ] No, just you.

[takeme2urpants]

[...Smooths his skirts O|]

That is an odd thing to say.

[monthlycycle]

Oh yeah? Why's that?

[takeme2urpants]

I do not entertain visitors. I am a child.

[auragasm]

[this face]

[takeme2urpants]

[in return, this face]

Well?

[auragasm]

Ah, no. I do not know your father.

[takeme2urpants]

Mother does not entertain visitors of other species, so you must be. Or are you lost?

[severelygreasy]

[child what] No, I was not. I was gathering ingredients.

[takeme2urpants]

Why are you gathering ingredients here? This is not a good place to gather ingredients, is it? And it is not your land.

[severelygreasy]

There are a few useful herbs in this place. And no, it is not, but until I am allowed to leave I must make do.

[takeme2urpants]

I thought you were an adult and permitted to leave. Which assumption was wrong?

[lol_intertubes]

[...]

I'm afraid I'm not familiar with your father.

[takeme2urpants]

Then why are you here? This is not your home.

[lol_intertubes]

No; however, no one is able to leave this place until explicitly allowed to do so.

[takeme2urpants]

Oh, it is like a playdate.

What is this place?