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[notmakingout]

[There is a banner in the mess hall.]
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ONE YEAR CAMP ANNIVERSARY!
enjoy your boobs and cake!

[And a woman, complaining in a resigned sort of way.]

But I don't like cake...

[There is, also, quite a lot of cake.]

((picking up on and off /o/))

Comments

[get_hothothot]

[this is... strange...]

[notmakingout]

...Hey there, Rita darlin'.

[get_hothothot]

... Raven?!

[notmakingout]

In the flesh. Just, uh, slightly different flesh, at the moment.

[get_hothothot]

That much is obvious.

[... looking at your rack]

Hmm...

[notmakingout]

...See somethin' ya like, dear?

[get_hothothot]

I wonder how that modifies the blastia, if it does at all? Something like this isn't something you can easily study...

[notmakingout]

Ah... It's not there at all right now, actually. It's like I've been switched ta an entirely different body.

[get_hothothot]

Oh.

[well, she sounds a little bit disappointed]

Well, that's useless. I guess it's just one more annoyance for Camp!

[notmakingout]

Hey, I'm not sure I'd say havin' a normal heart for once is exactly an annoyance. Although it is disappointin' I won't get ta have you examine me, Rita dear.

[get_hothothot]

I mean the rest.

[making a vague motion]

And stop being a pervert! It's just wrong coming from that body.

[notmakingout]

It's right comin' from whatever body I'm in!

[get_hothothot]

[PUNCH]

I don't know why I put up with you, Old Man!

[notmakingout]

Ow, hey! What are ya doin', hittin' a woman?

[get_hothothot]

It doesn't count if I'm a girl too.

[notmakingout]

Is that how it works...?