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[moextispicy]

[if you go into the Mess Hall today, it has been taken over by a vast collection of really, really spicy food. The tables are absolutely covered with assortments of curries, hot sauce, salsa, kimchi, chili, etc. There is also a tiny little girl systematically working her way through them all

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[capt_liarpants]

Wow, someone's got a hot tooth today!

[moextispicy]

I like spicy food, nipa~

[capt_liarpants]

Are you going to try all of them?

[moextispicy]

As many as I can! I've never tried this many types of spicy food before.

[capt_liarpants]

All I've ever tried is tabasco.

[moextispicy]

Tabasco is boring. Try this one. [pushes some kimchi towards you. It has so many peppers in it it looks red.] It's my favorite, nipa~

[capt_liarpants]

*so very skeptical* I don't know...you try it first.

[moextispicy]

Sure! [eats a few bites happily and without any apparent problems]

[capt_liarpants]

My sniper senses are telling me that your tongue is made of ice and that stuff would probably burn my tongue off.

[moextispicy]

Mii...if my tongue were made of ice, wouldn't it melt faster when eating spicy things?

[capt_liarpants]

Permanent ice. It never melts.

[moextispicy]

And wouldn't it be hard to move around when I talk?

[capt_liarpants]

It's an analogy! I'm not gonna try that stuff, I'd probably burn up from the inside.

[moextispicy]

You shouldn't be such a scaredy-cat. It's just kimchi.

[capt_liarpants]

That's what they told me on Spicy-Spicy Island! And I almost didn't get off that island alive!

[moextispicy]

Like him? [points at Bowser]