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[spankmyvampup]

*Somewhere near you, a hot semi-vampire chick pushes a cow over.*

*... After biting it, of course.*

Yeah, so. I've kind of always wanted to do that.

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[dotdotdotmunch]

[damn, I was going to feed on that]

...

[spankmyvampup]

Hungry?

[dotdotdotmunch]

... No.

[spankmyvampup]

Thirsty.

[judgenotlest]

*...blinks*

Ah.

[spankmyvampup]

Hi, Doll. Want the brisket?

[judgenotlest]

*and kind of confused by the nickname*

Doll isn't here. But no, thank you.

[spankmyvampup]

Huh? You actually know someone named Doll.

[my_pleasure]

Was it everything you'd hoped?

[spankmyvampup]

Oh, for sure.

[my_pleasure]

That's always good to hear. I'd be a little disappointed myself if you weren't completely satisfied.

[spankmyvampup]

I'm never completely satisfied.

[dieinnafire]

Messy.

[dotdotdotmunch]

[walking away shakily]

[dieinnafire]

Too much blood?

[dotdotdotmunch]

... I get squeamish.

[autorejoin]

Which part--the tipping, or the biting?

[spankmyvampup]

The tipping. I've had cow blood before. My favorite animal is steak.

[autorejoin]

What are you, a vampire or something?

[spankmyvampup]

Only half.