itp: cognitive dissonance

[halfcocked]

[in this cornfield-corner of camp, there is one BADASS LEATHER-CLAD PUNK MOTHERFUCKER

. . . playing with an adorable tiny kitten. he looks so happy]

Rar~ raaar~

(( HAKUREN WILL BE BACK SOON, SHE'S GOING OUT TO GET ICE CREAM. SO DUMPED! ETA I have ice cream now so I forgive her. ETA 2 she returns!!!1

Comments

[a_holy_oak]

[KITTEN ACTUALLY DOESN'T LOOK SUPER HAPPY]

You do realize I'm not normally like this, right?

[halfcocked]

Well, yeah . . . what's your point?

[a_holy_oak]

[FLUFFS AT HIM.

FIERCELY]

So, it's rather undignified--!

[halfcocked]

You're a kitten, there's nothing you can do to look dignified . . .

[a_mighty_oak]

[it's an adorable tiny kitten~]

Hmmmm?

[a_holy_oak]

[EARS PINNED AND EVERYTHING]

[a_mighty_oak]

Wah, it's mad.

[a_holy_oak]

[FLUFFED UP AND FIERCE]

[minetouse]

Oh? What's this?

[a_holy_oak]

[I AM A TINY KITTEN]

[minetouse]

[picks up]

So, who are you?

[a_holy_oak]

[sljfsoiehtot GOES STIFF]

P-put me down at once!

[man_vs_food]

Ooh, a kitten!

[halfcocked]

Uh-huh~ [rolling over to look at him] --Who're you?

[man_vs_food]

I'm a prince! Prince Soma of Bengal.

[halfcocked]

I don't really give a shit about that. You new?

[boldstarring]

Do I even want to ask?

[a_holy_oak]

[growling, TINY SQUEAKY FIERCE KITTEN GROWLS]

[boldstarring]

...

[a_holy_oak]

... did you want something.