Like that Johnny Cash song

[king_of_shell]

[In the middle of one of camp's many, many acres of corn there's an inexplicable pile of gravel, roughly two stories high. Compared to the outlandish cabins most campers reside in, it hasn't garnered much attention since the location change. But today it might, because A.) there is lava leaking out from around it, setting fire to the crops! and B.) there's a giant turtle thing on its knees, shouting really, really loudly.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!