itp: Nighttime

[tickingtykebomb]

[whatever you're doing tonight, whether it's walking home from dinner or stargazing in the middle of a field, a small masked figure has just emerged from the shadows nearby and is pointing a gun your way]

You have thirty seconds to tell me where the fuck I am.

--and what the deal is with the giant octopus.

((W-w-winding down! I'll pick up new+

Comments

[holeintheace]

From what I know? This place is called Camp.

[tickingtykebomb]

Aren't you helpful. Anything else?

[holeintheace]

Stay away from the Tuesday soup. And don't try to break any of the rules or you'll get some kinda virus.

[tickingtykebomb]

Rules? What, I run with scissors and suddenly I've got a head cold?

[holeintheace]

Something about tampons, hitler, sex and sugar. Don't really know much else. I just got here yesterday.

[tickingtykebomb]

That list is the biggest piece of bullshit I've ever heard.

[holeintheace]

You're telling me.

[tickingtykebomb]

[putting her gun away, finally]

You know what kind of virus we get if we break the rules?

[holeintheace]

Not a clue.

[tickingtykebomb]

Great.

[holeintheace]

There are people around to tell you if really need to know.

[tickingtykebomb]

Then I'll ask them.

[holeintheace]

Good idea.

Mind telling me your name?

[tickingtykebomb]

Call me Hit-Girl.

[holeintheace]

Alright, Hit-Girl. I'm Ace. Portgas D. Ace. Nice to meet you.

[tickingtykebomb]

[nods] Ace. I'll remember that.