ITP: The next of World Cup posts!

[me_fuckyeah]

Hah! See? I didn't lose to England!

Never, ever underestimate the underdog.

[he is humming ~victoriously~... even though it was a draw.]

Comments

[hanatamago]

...it was a draw, America.

[me_fuckyeah]

I still didn't lose like everyone said I would!

[hanatamago]

You would have lost if Green hadn't made that one mistake.

[me_fuckyeah]

Man, that was a pretty bad mistake, too.

[andallthekittns]

But... you didn't win, either...

[me_fuckyeah]

Oh yeah, aren't you playing this year too?

[andallthekittns]

...yes. [ BITTER SILENCE. ]

[me_fuckyeah]

When's your game?

[insertdickjoke]

[in civvies! for the record]

An old friend of mine would say that's not much to be proud of.

[me_fuckyeah]

Yeah, I know. I really would have liked to take the win.

[insertdickjoke]

Well, as far as I'm concerned, it means we've got another shot.

[me_fuckyeah]

Yeah! But first I've gotta play Slovenia and Algeria!

[anoathkept]

Lose what?

[me_fuckyeah]

A game of soccer!

[anoathkept]

People were playing soccer here? Where?

[me_fuckyeah]

Not here, in South Africa.

[leavethe_gun]

You call that pile of shit a win? He was riding your ass harder than a dog humping a fire hydrant.

[me_fuckyeah]

Dude, I didn't say we won, I just said I didn't lose.

[leavethe_gun]

Tch, it sure looked like a crap game to me. Are you going to let Slovenia hand your ass to you next?

[me_fuckyeah]

No way, I'm going to own Slovenia!