itp: sad attempts at relaxation

[goldstarring]

[Chilling in the Mess Hall today? Having some quiet time? Well, no more. Someone, you see, is talking at you. Loudly. It is also of note that she appears to be about to throw yoghurt at her laptop.]

Excuse me! Sorry to disturb you, but I had to ask: do you think there should ever, ever be a question on a quiz that is answered with bran?[Rachel

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[barfintomyhat]

I see you're having a moment with your laptop! I'll come back later.

[goldstarring]

No! Kurt! Stay right where you are. I need help with this.

[barfintomyhat]

My time and talents are far above an internet flash quiz.

[but stays where he is]

[goldstarring]

Oh, not with that. We can deal with the quiz in a moment. I have other business. Glee business.

Well, not Glee at home business. I promised I'd take a break from that. But Glee here business.

[boldstarring]

[nursing a headache with what appears to be a Red Bull.]

Can you take it down a few decibels first?

[goldstarring]

Absolutely not! This is serious.

[boldstarring]

- what is it?

[goldstarring]

It's called an 'impossible quiz'. I hold zero belief in the impossible, and so I will stamp on its oversaturated internet face.

[harisentai]

Surely one must exist.

[goldstarring]

Name one.

[harisentai]

It is required for pickling.

[goldstarring]

Well, yes, I'm not denying that bran is a useful substance, but would you ever say 'bran' as an answer to a yes or no question? Logically?

[divinefailure]

Are we branding cows? I wonder, could we maybe collar them instead? It's much prettier and doesn't hurt the cows as much!

[goldstarring]

'Bran', not 'brand'. Though there isn't much distinction in the sound, you're right.

[divinefailure]

How would you brand bran? I didn't think plants could be branded; they'd just start burning.

[goldstarring]

No, no. There's no branding involved. None at all. No burning things.

[galacticfairy]

What goes with raisin?

[goldstarring]

Oatmeal.