[THE FIRST OF MANY WORLD CUP POSTS, I'M SURE]

[takethe_cannoli]

[over yonder in the international part of camp you may stumble upon a flighty nation running to and fro with all sorts of colorful, exciting things that he is using to decorate the crap out of the UN cabin. there are Italian and German! flags and streamers and more flags and he may be alternating between singing a freaking awesome song under his

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[wartourist]

It's that time of the year, I see.

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[takethe_cannoli]

It's that time of every four years!

[wartourist]

Ah, yes. The smell of blood and sweat on the air. The rush of adrenaline in your body as you follow the perfect motion of so many players in a ball minded hive. Football.

[takethe_cannoli]

It is very exciting! Even here, you can feel the excitement.

[wartourist]

Sadly, I'm afraid the yanks couldn't care less.

[takethe_cannoli]

Well not here but here here! In the cabin. Because America doesn't really remember it's happening until we tell him he's won something, and that doesn't happen often anyway.

[wartourist]

Now now, it's not nice teasing the football challenged.

[justprisoner]

[.... wait what]

[justprisoner]

........ Ivan.

[wartourist]

I'm afraid you're on the wrong continent for the World Cup. Only ESPN airs it here.

[justprisoner]

Fuck, Ivan. You're... [LET ME LIKE TOUCH YOUR ARM OR SOMETHING ARE YOU REAL]

[wartourist]

[Dude]

Can't do that here, I'm afraid.

[justprisoner]

[stfu] You're... actually here. Alive.

[wartourist]

And what a charming place it is. Can't wait to send back a postcard.

[justprisoner]

... what's the last thing you remember?

[wartourist]

I know I'm gone.