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[mywifeaneva]

Is it sad that I almost miss the swamp? The keyword being "almost."

edit: Dude, get a room. I can totally still see you, and I'll never be that bored. You know who you are.

edit again: I'm going to go have a nap. Go annoy each other or something, whatever.

((. . . actually going to have a nap WHY AM I SO TIRED ALL THE TIME I have the

Comments

[nocturnemission]

Why would you? The swamp was all goopy.

[mywifeaneva]

At least the goop was stuff.

[nocturnemission]

Don't cows count as stuff?

[mywifeaneva]

To be fair you can barely see them through the corn.

[nocturnemission]

Yeah, that's true. But corn is stuff, too.

[mywifeaneva]

... Not really a big fan of corn.

[nocturnemission]

Did you get lost in a corn field as a kid? I hear that can cause corn-trauma.

[mywifeaneva]

...

Actually, uh. I ate too much once and it pretty much ended in disaster. So yeah, I have corn-trauma.

[nocturnemission]

Ohhh, that kind of corn-trauma. I really can't blame you, then.

[mywifeaneva]

It was gross.

[nocturnemission]

I'll bet! Well, at least corn doesn't grow all year, right?

[mywifeaneva]

Don't say that. It might start doing that here.

[nocturnemission]

Don't blame me. I don't have spooky corn powers!

[mywifeaneva]

How can you be so sure?

[nocturnemission]

I don't know. It's not like I've ever tested myself for corn powers.

[mywifeaneva]

The next time this place does something stupid, I'm officially blaming it on you.