ITP: Failed Barbecues.

[me_fuckyeah]

[today there is a country, standing beside a grill. A few feet away is a tiny mage.]

Alright, it's ready!

I noticed, idiot!

[suddenly, THERE IS FLAMES and no more grill]

HEY, YOU DESTROYED THE GRILL! Now what will we barbecue on?!

Well, you should have thought of that first.

(ooc; I will be out with both Rita and America. If you want Rita or

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[praticaldestiny]

[wandering past just in time to miss the magic, just seeing the smouldering remains of the grill]

...America?

[me_fuckyeah]

This is baaaaad. I don't know what I'm gonna do about the barbecue now!

[praticaldestiny]

Barbecue?

[me_fuckyeah]

Yeah, it's a holiday.

A barbecuing holiday.

[me_fuckyeah]

What do you mean, I should have thought of that first? Don't you have a knob you can dial down or something?

[get_hothothot]

Are you kidding? That's my weakest fire spell!

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, you need to learn weaker ones.

[get_hothothot]

Or maybe you need to get a match.

[notmakingout]

Ha ha... That's our genius mage. No holdin' back.

[me_fuckyeah]

Hey, hey, don't encourage her! Geez, what am I gonna do now?!

[notmakingout]

Don't think she actually needs much encouragement from me. Don't s'pose you've got a backup?

[me_fuckyeah]

Hmm...

Maybe Camp will drop one from the sky again.

[LOOKING UP NOW]

[grillitwithfire]

[ping] . . .

[get_hothothot]

What are you looking at?

[grillitwithfire]

The poor griddle!

[get_hothothot]

Oh brother. It can be fixed, so stop worrying!

[tracknbythenose]

[whatever food you have to cook on that grill, it's being pilfered by a dog.]

[me_fuckyeah]

Hey, no, bad dog!

[tracknbythenose]

[OSHI- running off with food in his mouth.]

[me_fuckyeah]

Dug, come back!