round and round we go

[whoexactlyiam]

[In this post, if you have a tail, you may be overcome with the powerful urge to chase it. The sunflowers look sturdy enough, but if you get dizzy and try to hold onto one of them, it will only laugh at you as you fall down

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[designer_babe]

[HAS NO EARS OR TAIL :)]

Oh dear.

[3rd_dethroned]

[finally grabs her tail]

Ouch!

[designer_babe]

Do you need some help, miss Trinity?

[3rd_dethroned]

Not from you!

[pause, inspects your butt for tail and also to compare it to her own which is clearly superior despite the tail]

What's wrong with you, anyway? You don't have these stupid ears or tail.

[designer_babe]

I don't think I'm supposed to!

[3rd_dethroned]

Why not? I've got them.

[giggles]

I get it! You're not special enough for them.

[designer_babe]

[urge to pet rising...]

It's not that.

Only virgins have them.

[3rd_dethroned]

[might bite]

What...!

[clutches at her tail]

So not fair! That's a girl's secret!

[designer_babe]

Very few things are fair here.

[3rd_dethroned]

[tries to smooth her ears down; they pop back up]

Well, I've decided! This is going too far.

[designer_babe]

[sitting down all lady like among the flowers.]

I didn't know you were a virgin.

[3rd_dethroned]

[tailswishes in a very unladylike manner]

You weren't supposed to know. Only my brothers get to know that sort of thing!

[nope, doesn't realize how wrong that sounds, sorry]

[designer_babe]

You're attractive enough to be popular with the men, too.

[3rd_dethroned]

I don't want just any man.

[designer_babe]

Oh, of course not.

[3rd_dethroned]

I'm not wasting myself on a guy who can't give me the best possible experience!