intro post with all the usual blahblahblah.

[freaktower]

Oh look, a real American.

...What's with the ears?

[[ Kirk and Karl are out for the night! Kait is gonna keep trucking on for a bit. all by herself. like the crazy cop she is. And Kait makes three. We'll . . . pick up . . . in the future. ]]

Comments

[allyourcows]

I do not think you are speaking to the right person.

[freakjustice]

. . . Karl. Kirk. Should we reconsider the drug question again?

[freaktower]

...

Is that a dragon?

[freakjustice]

Where the fuck did they get a dragon.

[allyourcows]

My name is Iskierka; I am a British dragon because my captain is British, even though my egg is from Turkey. Who are you?

[freaktower]

...Talking dragon, even.

[freakjustice]

A talking Turkish dragon. . . . Dual-citizenship dragon?

[freaktower]

Maybe we're actually high off something KK picked up again.

[allyourcows]

No, you are on the ground.

[freakjustice]

It says we're on the ground.

Oh, bum! Why am I listening to the dragon?

[allyourcows]

Well, it is rude if you do not; I am listening to you.

[freakjustice]

. . . all right. I want you to answer my questions truthfully. Are you a real fucking dragon?

[allyourcows]

I am a real dragon, but I am not 'fucking'; there is a rule here that means none of the campers or counselors may breed.

[freaktower]

...

It says it's real. A dragon is telling us there's a no sex rule here. Uh.

[freakjustice]

Why would the dragon tell us there's a no sex rule?

[allyourcows]

*a little pointed*

I have told you my name, and I do not like people talking like I am not here.