ITP: Stalking scarecrows and crop circles

May 29, 2010 11:20

'All right, one second we're running for our lives from a burning building with the rest of camp burning around us, there's these weird mutant things chasing after us, I'm trying to convince Haruhi to get out of Camp altogether, and the next thing anyone knows we're on a farm.

Could someone explain to me how we even managed that one? I wish I could blame Haruhi for it, but I don't think she's the sort who would banish people to the corn field. Much less the entire camp! But whatever, I can deal with it, even if we wound up having to fish the SOS Brigade's tents out of the cow pen and I was the one who had to clean them before setting up a new campsite. Just when I was getting used to sleeping on a nice comfortable bed!

No, today, I have something worse to deal with. Yes, something worse than Haruhi when she's on one of her power trips, a hundred times creepier than Koizumi when he's hinting at things I do not want to know anything about, and something I sincerely hope is, for once, all in my head. Even with all the oddities of this so-called Summer Camp running around as Camper, Counselor, and Camp feature alike, there's a few things I refuse to believe in simply for the sake of my own sanity.

Yet once again I'm forced to face the "reality" of the situation in the form of a tall, straw-filled, and scary individual that keeps popping up every time I turn around. Now, outdoors would've been one thing, but come on! It wasn't right outside the door when I stepped into the restroom a few minutes ago! Or inside the barn when I went to get something to eat!

I just hope this stupid idea of taking it into the cornfield where it's supposed to be will work. I'm having a hard enough time balancing with this stupid tail Camp graced me with this morning. Hopefully I won't get lost in the thing. Again.'

[Kyon, in his attempt to escape his would-be stalker, will soon stumble upon a crop circle with a veeeery interesting shape to it. Yes, the stalker is still going to follow him into the cornfield and beyond! And, as per Loveless Weekend, now has kitty ears and a tail, seeing as the poor boy has barely even kissed Haruhi a girl!

His "name," found on his chest just above his heart, is Suzumiya. :3c]

[ETA 11:44 AM PST: Dragged out shopping. BBL! o/
ETA 2:22 PM PST: Back! o/]
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