Meanwhile, in the messhall...

[nocturnemission]

[Rejoice! For there is a table overflowing with a mountain of twinkies, all cheerfully bright yellow with artificial goodness!]

Hey! Where's the cream filling?

[But, alas, much like the soul of an emo goth cutter kid, they are all hollow and empty inside.]

Comments

[lostvalhalla]

What are these things, Sir Demyx?

[nocturnemission]

They're supposed to be Twinkies, but I don't think you can really call them that without the good stuff inside.

[lostvalhalla]

Like a pastry with no creme...?

[nocturnemission]

Yeah, exactly! The cake part is no good without the frosting.

[nocturnemission]

Yeah, it's the best part!

[nocturnemission]

I dunno, its like someone made the cakes and just didn't bother finishing them.

[idle_traveller]

Camp was being helpful.

[nocturnemission]

How is leaving out the most delicious part helpful?

[idle_traveller]

They're already filled with saturated fat content without it. . . And it might help preserve them.

[nocturnemission]

Desserts are meant to be unhealthy. That's why they're delicious. And anyway, twinkies are already supposed to last forever.

[athousandandnun]

The what?

[nocturnemission]

The cream filling. It's the most important part of a twinkie!

[athousandandnun]

[picks up a twinkie curiously]

And they're all gone?

[nocturnemission]

Yeah. They're all just empty cakes.

[danceallknight]

Why does it matter?

[nocturnemission]

Because an unfilled twinkie isn't even half as delicious as a whole one.

[danceallknight]

I wouldn't call these delicious either way.

[nocturnemission]

These ones sure aren't, but the real thing is awesome!