itp: vocal acrobatics

[goldstarring]

[SO TODAY! As you pass one of the abandoned old barns, you may indeed hear two people having some sort of conversation which is followed with this delightful duet.

While it is of course sung extremely well, with quality projection that can be heard from outside the barn, you may wish to pay attention to the slightly hokey lyrics.And, when they're

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[boxbythebed]

Oh wow.

[goldstarring]

You were listening, too? Hmm. I suppose the acoustics of this barn do work that way.

[boxbythebed]

Has anyone ever told you that you're really annoying?

[goldstarring]

Regularly. Has anyone ever told you that your rude opinions are likely never appreciated by others?

[boxbythebed]

Are you not aware of how these things work? I'm pretty and popular, therefore my opinion means something.

[goldstarring]

I'm perfectly aware that that's how you think these things should work. But what you don't seem to understand is that I'm talented, and that means I'm going to be successful. While you might still be pretty, but you'll still be stuck in the same place doing nothing of any importance.

[boxbythebed]

Have you seen you? Have fun with your future doing irritating radio jingles.

[goldstarring]

Several of the most famous Broadway stars weren't classically beautiful. What they all were, was committed and able, and I'm both. You can take your negativity elsewhere.

[boxbythebed]

Make me.

[goldstarring]

No. I don't care enough for that.

[boxbythebed]

Oh yeah, I can tell.

[goldstarring]

Are you lonely, or something?

[boxbythebed]

Nah, I think your boyfriend will keep me company.

[goldstarring]

You're about to make such a fool of yourself.

[boxbythebed]

If you're saying that because he's most likely gay, I know already.

[goldstarring]

No, it's because he won't date anyone who can't contemplate him artistically. You might be better looking than I am, but you have nothing to offer him.