SUDDENLY, WHEREVER YOU ARE: TITS

[windowtothe]

Nice place you got here. A little Twilight Zone-y maybe, but the cows are a nice touch. Anybody wanna explain what the deal is with this whole set-up?

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[vidi_vici_veni]

[sorry is distracted by bewbs]

[windowtothe]

[yeah, lifting your chin to meet her eyes]

Hi.

[vidi_vici_veni]

[you're a pretty lady~]

Good afternoon, ma'am! I've never seen you around here before. I would certainly remember if I have...

[windowtothe]

[and you're not very original]

Yeah, I'm new.

[vidi_vici_veni]

It's a pleasure to meet you then!

May I ask your name? Unless, my assumption is correct and you really are Venus~

[windowtothe]

Power Girl actually.

[vidi_vici_veni]

And what's your "power?" Stealing men's hearts?

[windowtothe]

No. Mostly I punch people really really hard.

[vidi_vici_veni]

[...okay, maybe that turns him on, too]

[windowtothe]

What? [stop making a creepy face and staring]

[vidi_vici_veni]

Ah, nothing~

Do you need any help, ma'am?

[windowtothe]

Well, I was looking for information, but I think I've got the gist of the story now. Evil scientist doing some version of whatever it is those guys do, nobody gets in or out without her say-so, why she's doing it is confusing and nonsensical, and everybody got sent out to pasture recently so nobody knows the way around much better than I do.

That about right?

[vidi_vici_veni]

[staring blankly]

Y-yes, yes it does!

[windowtothe]

Good. So you think you can tell me about the area and the people? What all is even in here?

[vidi_vici_veni]

Lots of corn!

[windowtothe]

Really.