SUDDENLY, WHEREVER YOU ARE: TITS

May 24, 2010 13:12

Nice place you got here. A little Twilight Zone-y maybe, but the cows are a nice touch. Anybody wanna explain what the deal is with this whole set-up?

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lol_intertubes May 24 2010, 17:27:51 UTC
[so hey, it's a teenage boy who is ignoring your breasts and looking you in the eye]

What have you been told about this place so far?

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windowtothe May 24 2010, 17:30:43 UTC
Not much, but I figured out the "difficult to leave" part first-hand.

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lol_intertubes May 24 2010, 17:36:00 UTC
Yes - no one here is allowed to leave, unless the Director, the woman in charge of this place, wills it.

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windowtothe May 24 2010, 17:40:06 UTC
Hmm... Wouldn't happen to know anything about the whys or hows, would you?

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lol_intertubes May 24 2010, 17:50:54 UTC
For a long time, the reasons given for our imprisonment revolved around our being suspects in the death of the Director's fiancé - which seemed farfetched at best, given that most of us are from different universes and times and would never have heard of the Director or her fiancé - to say nothing of the fact that the apparent culprit confessed to it in October, or the fact that the fiancé in question is alive.

Now, though, she is aware of his survival and they've been reunited; the reasons for our continued imprisonment are anyone's guess. Then again, they were only reunited a week ago, and she did have the lot of us moved from the camp's previous location in a Louisiana swamp to this place last week when the camp was under threat of destruction, so we're all still getting our bearings for now.

As for the hows... unfortunately, no one's been able to determine that.

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windowtothe May 24 2010, 17:54:44 UTC
It's like a soap opera!

Okay, okay. So I guess the next question is "where do I find the Director," but I gotta assume she's not that easy to get in touch with or somebody would've conked her over the head by now and busted out.

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lol_intertubes May 24 2010, 18:04:52 UTC
A which?

Exactly. She did appear in camp last week to confront the cultists who were attempting to revive her fiancé's assailant, but at that point the camp was in utter chaos and no one had the opportunity to speak with her. Most of the time, though, she is inaccessible to us.

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windowtothe May 24 2010, 18:07:00 UTC
A soap opera? The TV shows?

I guess patience is the key here?

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lol_intertubes May 24 2010, 18:11:29 UTC
...Oh. Television.

It seems that way, unfortunately. And some of us have been here for years.

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windowtothe May 24 2010, 18:20:15 UTC
Not a big tube-watcher?

[sigh] Right.

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lol_intertubes May 24 2010, 18:26:16 UTC
We... don't have television back home.

I wish I had better news for you.

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windowtothe May 24 2010, 18:33:55 UTC
Oh, yeah. Multiple universe stuff. Gotcha.

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lol_intertubes May 24 2010, 18:37:23 UTC
That and I'm not from this era.

"Tube" is slang for television?

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windowtothe May 24 2010, 18:40:50 UTC
Short for "boob tube," since it turns the people in front of it into idiots.

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lol_intertubes May 24 2010, 18:44:47 UTC
Oh.

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windowtothe May 24 2010, 18:48:28 UTC
Do you guys even get cable in Evil Farm anyway?

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