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[halfhard]

Camp Fuck U Die. The name is appropriate, if the stories are anything to go by. My purpose here is clear, and even if this is not Fuuto, as a temporary home I will solve every case presented to me. After all, it is the duty of this hard-boiled detective to do so. Solving each given mystery with a style befitting one of my caliber; a man of talent

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[blowsfortono]

[Plunges into cornfield.]

Is someone in there? Keep talking!

[halfhard]

[...ladyvoice! coughs]

I'm fine, I just thought I heard something moving in here. Do not worry, miss.

[stumbles around a bit]

[blowsfortono]

How annoying. You were just screaming that you didn't know where you were. Don't lie. If you need help, say so.

[halfhard]

[...coughs again]

Thankyou for offering your assistance, but I assure you that I'm fine.

[stomping toward your voice anyway]

[rideseveryone]

In a cornfield.

*Why do I know that voice.*

[halfhard]

I can see-

[wait i know that voice as well]

[rideseveryone]

Well... You won't be getting out of here anytime soon.

[halfhard]

Wha- Hey! Don't just leave! [stomp stomp thrash]

[reflectionmine]

[do you hear that thrashing through the cornfield? along with a voice]

What person -- it's a cornfield, isn't it? Definitely a cornfield.

[halfhard]

I know it's a cornfield!! It's just not where I started!

[stomp stomp stomping through]

Who's there, anyway?

[reflectionmine]

You wanted to know where you were! 'tch, why ask if you already know.

[thrashing on through -- this will lead to an inevitable run in won't it?]

Eh, who wants to know?

[halfhard]

What else was I going to say?!

[yes, yes it will]

Who knows? I'm not going to tell my name to a voice!

[ridestherider]

[Behind you.] A cornfield.

[halfhard]

[JUMPS.]

Aa-! Ahem. Yes. I thought I heard something in here.

[ridestherider]

[... pff.] And then you got lost.

[halfhard]

[tips his hat brim. possibly looking you over] I'm not lost, merely... displaced.

[pussyfortono]

. . . [ makes way through cornfield before reaching out & grabbing your wrist to tug you into sight. ]

[halfhard]

Woah- [is tugged! pulls his wrist back and brushes himself off] Don't just go doing that without saying anything!!

[pussyfortono]

The way out is there and then turn a corner. [ points ]

[halfhard]

... [taken aback]

--hey, why did you do that if you're just going to-?!