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[comesinfourth]

[there's a girl staring at a sign advertising a BRAND NEW PROGRAM]

Gee, thanks. We could have used that four days ago.

[...there is a sign up sheet.]

Comments

[o_sarchasm]

Where are they offering classes, the barn?

[comesinfourth]

Outside! So we get to ... jump over cows? Yay.

[o_sarchasm]

Pretty sure people are already resorting to cow-jumping. We're running a little low on entertainment.

[comesinfourth]

We've already tipped our cows out? I am ashamed of us all.

I was hoping for at least two days of that.

[anddoubleclick]

Hey, that looks pretty cool.

[comesinfourth]

You look nerdy enough. What's your plan for the zombie apocalypse?

[anddoubleclick]

Hiding out seems to have worked so far, but some extra survival skills couldn't hurt.

[comesinfourth]

I gotta admit, I'm tempted.

But then again what if a zombie runs it?

[pinged4treasure]

I always thought zombies were supposed to be slow.

[comesinfourth]

You'd think that! But they're sometimes sneaky.

[pinged4treasure]

Ugh, tell me about it! For not having any looks or brains they sure can be tricky. Good thing we have plenty of both to make up for it.

[comesinfourth]

Oh, I don't know. We have some pretty dumb people here.

[hymnandmusicbox]

Oh ... I couldn't do anything like that.

[comesinfourth]

Why not?

[hymnandmusicbox]

I'm not fast enough to do anything like that.

[comesinfourth]

Oh, that's not true! Anyone can do it!

[reach_within]

It's probably weird when this is less a joke and more a pretty good idea.

[comesinfourth]

You know, people don't have a zombie apocalypse plan? I thought I was surrounded by nerds.

Feeling better?

[reach_within]

Kinda. Still not a hundred percent, but I think I'm gonna go nuts if I stay in bed much longer.

[comesinfourth]

I can believe it. And what a thing to wake up to! I think this is the first time I've seen a cow.