this is srs plot post. i am srs threading.

[fuckyoucult]

[ once upon a time, a B-movie themed summer camp was besieged by a cult determined to resurrect their wicked leader through very nefarious means. children and adults alike were poisoned with an unknown disease, others were kidnapped by their own peers and locked in a basement, and still more remain in camp proper, left to worry over the situation

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[welchersmaycry]

. . . [bazooka out]

[welchersmaycry]

God I fucking hate cultists.

[welchersmaycry]

It's all . . . tasteless. [WHELP GUESS IT'S TIME TO SHOOT SOME BITCHES TO DEATH]

[welchersmaycry]

[LADY HAET DEMONIC SACRIFICE!!!!!]

They're abominations, and should disappear!

[fuckyoucult]

[ someone's coming up from behind. ]

[welchersmaycry]

[swings her big gun, using the blade on the end like a pole-ax]

[fuckyoucult]

[ ...this is going to hurt, isn't it? ]

[say_thee_nay]

[Now that's what I like to see.]

By all means, hold nothing back.

[welchersmaycry]

Haaah, it's almost nostalgic. [KILLIN BITCHES FUCK YEAH]

[say_thee_nay]

Verily? I've little enough urge to reminisce...

[Can very much get aboard the Killin' Bitches platform, at least tonight.]