this is srs plot post. i am srs threading.

[fuckyoucult]

[ once upon a time, a B-movie themed summer camp was besieged by a cult determined to resurrect their wicked leader through very nefarious means. children and adults alike were poisoned with an unknown disease, others were kidnapped by their own peers and locked in a basement, and still more remain in camp proper, left to worry over the situation

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[alwaysuserubber]

[OH HELL NO]

[fuckyoucult]

[ what's that you say? You want to be grabbed at? Okay! ]

[alwaysuserubber]

[BITES THAT ARM

... AND PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE]

[fuckyoucult]

[ ow that hurts :(

Reeling a little. But so not giving up yet. ]

[alwaysuserubber]

[NEITHER IS HE. so many punches!!]

[fuckyoucult]

[ ow ow ow ow ow ow ow HEY STOP THAT. ]

[alwaysuserubber]

[kick kick punch headbutt punch punch]

[fuckyoucult]

[ HEY HEY what do I look like, a punching bag? Here's where I try to shank you or something. ]

[alwaysuserubber]

[here's where you get kicked in the throat]

[fuckyoucult]

[ YOU PEOPLE ARE SO CRUEL we're just trying to do a few little sacrifices! Trying to grab onto your ankle, then, maybe to trip you. ]

[alwaysuserubber]

[DID YOU ORDER A BACKFLIP AND A KICK IN THE FACE

i think you did]

[fuckyoucult]

[ THIS IS WHY I HATE SHONEN HEROES GOD.

Falling over backwards now. ]

[alwaysuserubber]

[one more stomp in the face for good measure 8|]

[fuckyoucult]

[ that's just cruel man. THAT IS JUST CRUEL. There is a lump of cultist unconscious on the ground though. ]

[alwaysuserubber]

[GOOD. MOVES ON]