suddenly: tenctacles

[vidi_vici_veni]

[la la la~ just a dead nation doing his weekly toga laundry la la la~]

[and OH MY GOD THERE ARE TENTACLES COMING OUT OF THE WASHING MACHINE]

[Out for the night! More tentacle-y goodness tomorrow~]

Comments

[nooneexpectsthe]

W-where did those come from?!

[vidi_vici_veni]

I don't know! Ahhh!

[dodging a tentacle]

[nooneexpectsthe]

[I HAVE A SHOE THAT I AM WHACKING THOSE TENTACLES WITH]

[vidi_vici_veni]

[USE YOUR CONQUISTADOR SKILLS TO SAVE ME SPAIN]

[LIKE INFECT THEM WITH MEASLES OR SOMETHING]

[ohno_u_didnt]

*Totally read a doujin like this once*

[vidi_vici_veni]

[trying to grab his toga back from one of the tentacles]

[ohno_u_didnt]

Save yourself! Let the tentacles have the laundry!

[vidi_vici_veni]

But that's my favorite toga!

[and do you want me walking around camp naked?]

[takeme2urpants]

[soulping]

[nooneexpectsthe]

Can you do anything about the tentacles?

[takeme2urpants]

...I could attempt speaking with them in my native tongue, but I do not see where their ears might be...

[Anyway, trying it out. Click hiss click]

[nooneexpectsthe]

[meanwhile, trying to get a thing to protect self with]

[hasmessyhair]

[Well she WAS washing her uniforms, until-]

WHAT ARE THOSE?!

[vidi_vici_veni]

It looks like a sea monster is trying to escape through the laundry machine!

[hasmessyhair]

It shouldn't be in there in the first pla- KYAAAA!

[A tentacle tried to grab her, and she's smacking it with something large and heavy now.]

[vidi_vici_veni]

[wants to help protect the cute girl, but... tentacles]

Watch out!

[lovedinvein]

What kind of detergent do you use?!

[vidi_vici_veni]

Well, the bottle said that smelled like a spring meadow...

[lovedinvein]

Spring meadows come with tentacles now?

[vidi_vici_veni]

I also put it on the cold cycle. I heard that was good for whites...