itp fishing

[loltruth]

[it's a beautiful night isn't it?

there's a boy by the lake with a fishing pole, trying his luck with the fish.]

Comments

[lovedinvein]

You want to catch mutant shrimp?

[loltruth]

I was counting on mutant frogs. You think I should pick a different spot?

[lovedinvein]

It doesn't matter to me, so long as you don't serve your catch for dinner, 'cuz ew.

[loltruth]

Where do you think they get the rest of the food in the mess hall?

[lovedinvein]

From a source that doesn't glow in the dark.

[loltruth]

I wouldn't be too sure about that.

[lovedinvein]

Well, I guess there's always Tuesday!

[loltruth]

... I usually cook my own food that day.

[lovedinvein]

But that's the one day of the week when glowy-lake frogs in the mess hall makes sense!

[loltruth]

They can serve it along with the fingers and toes.

[lovedinvein]

Exactly!

[loltruth]

... That was a joke.

[lovedinvein]

Have you seen the soup?

[loltruth]

I'm ... familiar.

... With the soup.

[lovedinvein]

That stuff is traumatizing! And probably good for killing roaches.

[loltruth]

Trust me, they're probably used to it.