itp: slime green presents

[stillarookie]

[Let's say you're walking around camp today when you see, out of the corner of your eye, a rather large box wrapped in slime green wrapping paper. It's got a rather ugly looking vomit yellow bow on top, and if you get closer, there also appears to be a rather thick layer of dust covering the entire thing. There is, however, a little tag on it that

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[takeme2urpants]

[...Yeah I am.]

[Inspecting that box] Goodness, what...?

[bettermounted]

[...you receive no reaction from the box, aside from slight shifting within.]

[takeme2urpants]

[Knocks on the box, as one would a door] Excuse me, is there someone occupying this box?

[bettermounted]

[you can hear some indistinct mumbling from within, as if you woke someone up.]

[byakuran]

[ pulls at the bow ] Hm.

[bettermounted]

[...the box does... nothing. unsurprisingly. :( ]

[byakuran]

[ pulls at the bow & tries to open the box ]

[bettermounted]

[...there's some rustling and possibly a little mumbling now.]

[motherbored]

Why, this is hardly suspicious at all.

((She'd be great with Jay))

[stillarookie]

[your box might be snoring. maybe.]

[motherbored]

[Debates it for a whole sixteen seconds but finally gives in to her curiosity and opens the box]

[stillarookie]

[you have received one (1) black man in a black suit! he appears to be sleeping soundly with his arms wrapped around one giant, shiny gun.]

[hardlyboy]

How ridiculous.

[still kneeling to examine it, however]

[dig_alildeeper]

[your box does not seem to mind the attention!]

[hardlyboy]

[tapping the box with the tip of her pistol]

[dig_alildeeper]

[something inside shifts but other than that, nothing]

[nooneexpectsthe]

[poking box]

[bettermounted]

[...your box moves slightly in return. or was that your imagination?]

[nooneexpectsthe]

Is there someone in there?

[bettermounted]

[there is mumbling and then a slight thud, as if someone might've bumped the side of the box. the mumbling grows slightly louder.]