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[hisamputee]

*ah, what a beautiful night! the stars are so clear! what could possibly interrupt the serenity of your evening?

if you happen to be too close to a building that's convenient for something to jump from, a shrieking ballistic noise, like a falling rocket only more menacing, might be your answer.

and then a bored dragon lands on your head.*

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Comments

[ofcygnus]

[DUCK AND COVER]

[hisamputee]

*probably knocked you over 8D*

[ofcygnus]

[aahjhfglkfjh;]

I-I don't want to fight you!

[hisamputee]

*isn't fighting! just sitting on you.*

[ofcygnus]

[...lies still]

[hisamputee]

*........aren't you going to do anything*

[ofcygnus]

[... pets nicely?]

You're a good creature, right?... Yes you are.

[hisamputee]

*hops off of and looks disgruntled.*

[ofcygnus]

[sits up]

E-eh? Sorry, do you not like being touched?...

[ps - he smells sweet, from making candy :B]

[hisamputee]

*WORST PRANK EVER. glances at the side of wherever he jumped down from, measuringly*