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[inpignation]

[Spotted outside the hotel, an old-style sandwich signboard:

WANTED:

* Interesting Stories or Discussion
* Affairs To Meddle / Advise In
* Tiny People To Headpat
* Combinations Of The Above
* Sunday Cleaning Staff

Apply within. Excellent rates.

Inside, an emperor is chilled out on a couch poking his laptop.]

Comments

[perfecutor]

...What a foolish sign of foolish wants that only a fool would supply...

[inpignation]

[blinking from inside]

[WAVING AT :D]

[perfecutor]

[NOT WAVING BACK]

You are the owner of this sign?

[inpignation]

--well! The paper and the writing, at least. The sign itself, maybe not, it's a little hard to tell. I know you're a stickler for detail, after all.

[parttimetsun]

[wanders in, looking around]

[inpignation]

[looking up]

Hah hah. You don't look too impressed.

[parttimetsun]

. . . Are you the one that made the sign?

[inpignation]

That's me, alright. Peony Malkuth, at your service.

[areplicatedhope]

Anise would be thrilled.

[inpignation]

She'd probably hit all five, huh! I guess you're, what... a two? Three?

[areplicatedhope]

I'm not that short.

[inpignation]

I just have to be taller! That's pretty much true of anyone, I reckon.

[nut_timesharing]

I'm pretty good at cleaning.

[inpignation]

Hm? That'd be pretty appreciated. I've suddenly got a full hotel on my hands, and it's a little much.

[nut_timesharing]

It's one of two things that Aunt Flora said I could do well, and I'd like to help if I can.

[inpignation]

Hey, any able body is fine by me. I can't promise much in the way of pay, though, beyond use of the facilities.

[moefortono]

[Tiny people to headpat, you say? Tiny moe samurai is investigating your sign.] ...?

[inpignation]

I don't bite! Unless provoked and/or scared.

[moefortono]

O-Oh -- I didn't think so.

[inpignation]

Hahahah! No need to worry, huh, I'm pretty much as normal as people come around here.