CANON UPDATE

[barfintomyhat]

[Kurt's prancing around camp, minding his own business, when all of a sudden a big old pile of new outfits falls on top of him. When he crawls out, he's gone from looking like this to looking like this. i.e. gained a couple inches and lost some weight.]

Oh, no! No, no, no! Please, someone help!

(( canon update is a go! I don't think it'll

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[wetfortono]

[DAMSEL IN CLOTHESPILE I am lending a hand]

[barfintomyhat]

Oh, thanks! But I didn't mean me, I meant the clothes.

[wetfortono]

Really? I can still help.

[barfintomyhat]

I appreciate your help. I can't carry all these clothes at once and they're getting dirty.

[gleestud]

--where's the fire!?

[barfintomyhat]

There's no fire, Finn. But, since you're here now . . .

[gleestud]

Whoa.

[barfintomyhat]

[brings hands to his face]

What? Is there something on my face?

[galacticfairy]

Aaaah, puberty brings all kinds of exciting changes!

[barfintomyhat]

[I'll have you know my voice remains as high-pitched as ever :P]

As much as I'd love to sit back with you and exchange witty repartee, I'm afraid I have very pressing matters in my hands.

[galacticfairy]

I know you're very confused, but it happens to all boys eventually.

[barfintomyhat]

I already know all about it, Dr. Feelgood.

[starts gathering clothes]

[duplicut]

. . .

What do you need help with?

[barfintomyhat]

That depends. How good are you at folding clothes?

[duplicut]

I can do it.

[barfintomyhat]

I'm very glad to hear that. Follow my lead.

[starts fastidiously folding a pair of socks]

[reach_within]

Uh. Dude, you okay? Should I go get somebody?

[barfintomyhat]

I'd like to say yes, but we should be swift. Help me gather these clothes before they become riddled with disease.

[reach_within]

Really? That's the big emergency?

[... grabbing an armful anyway]

[barfintomyhat]

Surely you've noticed how wild the wild grass growing in this ground is.

[talking as he picks up and folds every piece carefully]