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Apr 23, 2010 17:24

[There are two girls doing homework in the library, one with a PILE of books surrounding her and one with none at all. There's a sign on their table that reads:

FREE HOMEWORK HELP*
*Success rate may vary]

Hitagi-senpai, are you sure these English phrases are appropriate?

Of course, Sakura-chan. I can't possibly think of a reason why "Me love ( Read more... )

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derepathy April 24 2010, 00:29:00 UTC
Sakurakouji-san what are you learning.

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a_bit_unstaple April 24 2010, 00:30:44 UTC
Isn't it obvious? She's learning English.

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derepathy April 24 2010, 00:32:40 UTC
WEIRD English. And the grammar's wrong.

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a_bit_unstaple April 24 2010, 00:39:19 UTC
[Writing out math problems from memory and solving them as she talks]

Now, now. It's not good to nitpick. English is her second language, after all.

As it turns out, it's the only subject she doesn't do well in. How damaging would it be to a fragile maiden's self-esteem for you to cruelly point out her mistakes?

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pussyfortono April 24 2010, 00:29:02 UTC
. . .

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a_bit_unstaple April 24 2010, 00:33:07 UTC
Ah. Hello, again. Can I help you?

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pussyfortono April 24 2010, 00:33:45 UTC
What are you doing?

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a_bit_unstaple April 24 2010, 00:40:07 UTC
Homework assistance. I work with this young lady every afternoon.

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a_mighty_oak April 24 2010, 00:49:48 UTC
Wahh, you're still in school?

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a_bit_unstaple April 24 2010, 00:57:07 UTC
Education systems vary from world to world. Society dictates attending school until the age of seventeen or eighteen, when one is legally considered to be an adult. After which, further education can be pursued if one has the desire and finances.

However long a person's academic career might be, the only way to graduate is by merit of one's own intelligence and hard work, not family prestige.

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a_mighty_oak April 24 2010, 01:04:46 UTC
...That's nice...

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a_bit_unstaple April 24 2010, 01:44:01 UTC
I'm so very glad you agree. And surprised. I was quite sure you lacked the mental capacity to appreciate the concept of education.

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dancemecanique April 24 2010, 00:53:37 UTC
Doing some homework~?

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a_bit_unstaple April 24 2010, 00:57:41 UTC
Of course. I wouldn't want my mind to dull in this place.

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dancemecanique April 24 2010, 01:04:35 UTC
No, of course not! And it's so nice of you to share your knowledge.

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a_bit_unstaple April 24 2010, 02:08:58 UTC
I try my best to impart as much as I can.

How do you enjoy passing the time?

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noteablygood April 24 2010, 00:55:38 UTC
. . .

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a_bit_unstaple April 24 2010, 00:58:10 UTC
Hello, you look like you're in need of assistance.

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noteablygood April 24 2010, 01:35:07 UTC
Thank you, but I can manage on my own.

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a_bit_unstaple April 24 2010, 02:08:03 UTC
[Writes out a complex calculus problem from memory and proceeds to solve it.]

Is that right? How nice. I'm almost impressed by your diligence.

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