ITP: Cake... Right?

[isdrivingbear]

[It's a (semi) familiar scene for anyone who's been in the kitchen are of the cafeteria. Saki, in an apron with her hair tied back, is working intently on something. The cute creature at her legs is looking up at her curiously. On the counter are the normal ingredients for cake: sugar Splenda, flour, eggs, milk, bucket of blood...

Wait. What?]I

Comments

[pussyfortono]

What are you doing?

[ also

[isdrivingbear]

Ah, Takeru-san! I'm working on a project.

[She then sees the horse and smiles, bowing some.]

I see you got a new friend as well.

[pussyfortono]

Aa.

What kind of project?

[isdrivingbear]

Well, I know there are some vampires in camp... So I thought maybe if I made a cake that suited their taste, it would keep them from wanting to target people.

[tigerken]

Nya! What's going on?!

[isdrivingbear]

Jan-kun! I'm working on something that might be able to help some Campers.

[Hi Jan, have a bear Pokemon poking at your legs.]

[tigerken]

What's that? [ pets! ]

[isdrivingbear]

Well, there are vampires in camp. I know vampires can get dangerous if they don't have any blood, so I thought maybe if I made a cake with blood, it might make them less dangerous.

[autovajin]

Why the hell do you have a bucket of blood?

[isdrivingbear]

I'm making a blood cake.

[autovajin]

That's dumb.

[isdrivingbear]

I just wanted to do something to try and help out the vampires in Camp. I don't think it's a dumb idea.

[harisentai]

[... double what]

[pussyfortono]

Mother.

[ look mommy

[harisentai]

What is this?

[pussyfortono]

It is what is called a pokemon. [ hands you letter ]