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[sillyrabitricks]

[reading aloud from a note]

In celebration of new slots, please enjoy your barely existent boobs. Have a good day...

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What.

Comments

[pie_or_death]

...I really don't think I want to know what "slots" have to do with anything.

[sillyrabitricks]

I have no idea.

Hi, pie guy.

[pie_or_death]

Hi. Do you suppose it's catching?

[sillyrabitricks]

...wanna catch it?

[pie_or_death]

-NO! I... I was asking so I could protect myself against it. Maybe buy one of those hospital masks!

[sillyrabitricks]

[WIGGLES FINGERS AT]

COOTIES COOTIES GET THE PIE MAN

[pie_or_death]

[Retracts and bats at]

Quit that!

[sillyrabitricks]

[laughing sorry]

It's just breasts! ...kinda, in my case.

[pats chest]

[pie_or_death]

I'm not entirely sure I'm comfortable with the implication there, but I don't think I'd be comfortable with any implication at this point, and far be it from me to judge you, especially since it doesn't seem to bother you.

[sillyrabitricks]

Well, I certainly prefer being a guy. I'm kinda...sad and bony like this. Not that I wasn't kinda bony before.

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Y'think I'm underweight, pie guy? Maybe I need more pie? I should have more pie.

[pie_or_death]

I don't think you're underweight. I think you're fine. You eat regularly? And healthfully? Then don't worry about it. But I can give you pie. There's always enough on hand.

[sillyrabitricks]

Pie acquired!

[pie_or_death]

Do you have a flavor preference? I just made a really nice peach-ginger.

[sillyrabitricks]

I like peach and I AM ginger, so.

Clearly it was meant to be.

[raburaburabu]

Slots... It doesn't make sense, does it?

[pie_or_death]

...Only in ways I'm not going to explain to you.