Apr 10, 2010 19:48
*If you're outside today, you may notice something loud high up in the sky. Is it a toucan, you might wonder. Or a plane?*
Wooooooohoooooooo, the Fabulous Flying Captain Usopp soars through the skies with the strength of an eagle! And the speed of a dragon! I'd better turn around and get back to the race...but first, I need to go higher!
*Or maybe a returning camper who's hang-glided their way through the barrier?*
I bet I could do a loop-de-loop if I could just- no no no, I said higher! Why am I dropping? Where's the Go-Up lever?!
*Indeed, the hang-glider seems to be losing altitude and dropping rapidly, on a straight course for the Mess Hall.*
Where are the brakes on this thing?! I'm going to- I'm going to crash! I don't want to crash! HELP, HELP, SOMEONE HELP- wait, what're these buttons for? Please let one be a Don't-Crash button!
*And suddenly, Usopp drops completely out of the hang-glider harness, somersaults on the ground, and magically ends up on his feet, no worse for the wear. The hang-glider, free of a very loud pirate, rises back up and sails merrily back out of camp.*
- I'M OKAY! DON'T WORRY EVERYONE! Ahahaha, that was great! I wanna do it again!
[OOC: BEDTIMES NOW. LOVE YOU ALL DEARLY. WILL CONTINUE TOMORROW.]