itp: communing with robocows

[helenesque]

[OVER HERE, a group of robot cows are milling about a boy sat on a rock. It is a boy you may have seen around and a boy who normally would wear a face like this: >:( at such a predicament. However, TODAY, he seems to be quite pleased, if not baffled, by the company. Smiling, in fact! SMILING A LOT

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[heliocentricism]

[ IS INVISIBLE. BUT IS ALSO TRAILING NON-INVISIBLE FLOWER PETALS. Cirrrrccclllinnnggg you. ]

[helenesque]

[. . . flowers :O . . . looking up!!]

[heliocentricism]

[ FLOWERS FLOWERS IT'S RAINING BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS. AND THEN, IN A GODLY VOICE: ]

HEY. STUPID.

[helenesque]

[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. YELPS AND FALLS OFF THE ROCK.]

[heliocentricism]

[ . . . m-must . . . not. . . . HAVE SOME DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER. ]

[helenesque]

. . . who's there? It's not nice to scare people like that! Er, but if you're a god, please pardon me for being rude.

[heliocentricism]

[ SHOWS HIMSELF IN A VERY DRAMATIC FASHION WITH LIGHT AND FLOWER PETALS and floating just a few inches off the ground so he looks taller than you AND WITH A GRAND HAND GESTURE. ]

Tch. You're even more dense like this, stupid Ganymede. This is really inconvenient, you know.

[helenesque]

[. . . ahhh a god ahhh a pretty god ahhh what is this ]

Are you -- Lord Apollo?

[heliocentricism]

[ . . . . . . . . =_=# ]

[heliocentricism]

Hello, moron prince of Troy.

[helenesque]

--I'm very pleased to meet you!

[heliocentricism]

It's no good to do it this way after all. . . . . . . . .

[helenesque]

. . . what were you trying to do? Maybe I can help you? It's not like I'm doing anything.

[heliocentricism]

The way you are now. . . it's boring.

[helenesque]

. . . but this is how I always am.

[heliocentricism]

No, it isn't.