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IT'S FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE. KILL IT BEFORE IT KILLS YOU.
..... OI. THERE WAS ONLY ONE A MINUTE AGO. THEY'RE MULTIPLYING LIKE NUMBERS!!!!
what the hell is two plus one...
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. THERE'S ALMOST AS MANY AS FINGERS ON MY HAND!! YOU IDIOTS DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
THERE GOES MY THUMB!!!! I HAVE TO COUNT MY THUMB, YOU ASSHOLES. KILL THEM ALREADY!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
...i told you...we're all going to die...
TWO HANDS. I ALMOST HAVE TO USE TWO HANDS.
BOTH OF MY HANDS ARE GONE COUNTING. I CAN'T STRANGLE THEM...AAHHHHH THE THINGS ON THEIR HEADS ARE ALL WIGGLING!!!!
I-I-I-I...ONE OF THEM JUST TALKED. THEY'RE WATCHING ME.
s-s-s-someone give me their hands I can't count anymore...
ONE OF THEM JUST DID THIS 8D. DON'T YOU IDIOTS GET IT?! THEY'RE GOING TO ATTACK.
FIVE MILLION DOLLARS FOR THE FIRST IDIOT TO KILL THE ONE THAT JUST PISSED ON MY SHOE.
....EVERYTIME I TURN AROUND THERE'S ONE MORE. WATCHING. JUST. WATCHING.
((edit I'm out for the night! Thank you guys for an AMAZING post, I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. I needed this ♥))
..... OI. THERE WAS ONLY ONE A MINUTE AGO. THEY'RE MULTIPLYING LIKE NUMBERS!!!!
what the hell is two plus one...
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. THERE'S ALMOST AS MANY AS FINGERS ON MY HAND!! YOU IDIOTS DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
THERE GOES MY THUMB!!!! I HAVE TO COUNT MY THUMB, YOU ASSHOLES. KILL THEM ALREADY!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
...i told you...we're all going to die...
TWO HANDS. I ALMOST HAVE TO USE TWO HANDS.
BOTH OF MY HANDS ARE GONE COUNTING. I CAN'T STRANGLE THEM...AAHHHHH THE THINGS ON THEIR HEADS ARE ALL WIGGLING!!!!
I-I-I-I...ONE OF THEM JUST TALKED. THEY'RE WATCHING ME.
s-s-s-someone give me their hands I can't count anymore...
ONE OF THEM JUST DID THIS 8D. DON'T YOU IDIOTS GET IT?! THEY'RE GOING TO ATTACK.
FIVE MILLION DOLLARS FOR THE FIRST IDIOT TO KILL THE ONE THAT JUST PISSED ON MY SHOE.
....EVERYTIME I TURN AROUND THERE'S ONE MORE. WATCHING. JUST. WATCHING.
((edit I'm out for the night! Thank you guys for an AMAZING post, I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. I needed this ♥))