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[welchersmaycry]

Does anyone have twenty to thirty ounces of embalming fluid they would be willing to sell? Holy water would be useful as well, but not as necessary

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[lolipopper]

Embalming fluid, holy water, and a mop? What kind of mess did you make?

[welchersmaycry]

Oh, you know how it can be with small businesses.

[lolipopper]

I see. Well, I'm afraid I can't be much help.

[welchersmaycry]

Hmm, I think I've found what I need anyway, thank you.

[fomicrymeariver]

[holding out a bottle]

And what will this be used for, if I may inquire?

[welchersmaycry]

Nothing unsavory, rest assured.

[fomicrymeariver]

[tosses the bottle at]

Of course. I'm happy to help.

[welchersmaycry]

[catch \o/]

You're too kind. What form of currency is most convenient for you, sir?

[iscrewtothink]

. . .

[ping'd by embalming fluids and warnings about unsafe locations]

[welchersmaycry]

[nnnnnot sure if want :\a]

[iscrewtothink]

[I totally look like the type to have embalming fluids]

. . . dare I ask what sort of experiment you may be conducting? Or is it something a bit less interesting.

[welchersmaycry]

[already got it from that perfectly safe gentleman over there]

Nothing of the sort. Just a little spring cleaning.

[boxbythebed]

Why?

[welchersmaycry]

Spring cleaning.

[iscrewtothink]

Why not?

[wherelieslove]

So adult men, they're fine?

[welchersmaycry]

Perfectly.

[wherelieslove]

I'm not sure what to think here.

[welchersmaycry]

You're not required to come in while there's still a mess, of course.