Demon Easter Bunny

[andcontrarywise]

*With the holiday just around the corner, it might not be so surprising to find baskets and baskets full of eggs - (sugarless) chocolate eggs, hard boiled eggs, plastic eggs with incredibly cheap and breakable toys inside. And among the baskets, there's a bunny.*

*A surprisingly unsafe looking bunny*

One must admit the irony of this.

Comments

[severelygreasy]

[disgusting] Indeed. A camper I presume?

[andcontrarywise]

Counselor, as luck should have it.

[severelygreasy]

Unfortunate. Is your form for the... upcoming holiday?

[andcontrarywise]

It would seem likely, but no. It is only a somewhat timely coincidence.

[severelygreasy]

I see.

[inspecting the baskets. ...still disgusting] The children will enjoy the treat, I suppose. Perhaps they will stop whining temporarily.

[andcontrarywise]

It is possible that you underestimate the human talent for ingratitude.

[severelygreasy]

Hardly, but they will find it difficult to complain with their mouths stuffed full.

[andcontrarywise]

Now that has some potential of being true. However briefly.

[severelygreasy]

Even a moment of respite is welcome.

[andcontrarywise]

Has your experience here been so very taxing?

[severelygreasy]

I can separate myself from them here, for a time. But those times when I must endure their presence holds true to form.

[andcontrarywise]

Oh, but this seems an unsuited sort of vocation for you.

[severelygreasy]

Unfortunately, I had little choice in the matter.

[andcontrarywise]

An unfortunately common state of affairs. What then was meant to be your job here?

[severelygreasy]

I was listed as the interim head of poison control. The other... position is not even worth mentioning.

[andcontrarywise]

Poison control? Now that is an interesting position.