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[nocturnemission]

[This evening, there is someone knocking at the door to your residence. Should you choose to answer it, you will find a young man reading carefully from a cue card.]

Good evening fellow Camp resident,

My name is Demyx and I am looking for a place to stay. As a room mate, I believe you will find me quiet, tidy and a good conversationalist. I

Comments

[putyaswordson]

... this is more of a headquarters than anything. You can't stay here.

[nocturnemission]

Couldn't I be like, your perky mascot, or something? I'd really brighten up the place!

[putyaswordson]

No.

[nocturnemission]

Come on man! Think of your coworkers! Couldn't they use some entertainment?

[putyaswordson]

They're pretty good at entertaining themselves, and therefore keeping me busy.

[nocturnemission]

Oh oh! Maybe I could be a secretary! You know, keep things all orderly?

[putyaswordson]

That's pretty much my job. And I'm not giving it up.

[nocturnemission]

... I could quietly add to the decor?

[putyaswordson]

[points to the uniform he's wearing.]

You think you'd look good in one of these?

[nocturnemission]

It's not really me style buuuut... I guess I could give it a try?

[putyaswordson]

The answer's still no. There's a lot of free space in the camp cabins, and there are a lot of people willing to share their living space.

[nocturnemission]

Fine! Jeez, see if I ever try to help you out!