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[headcaduceus]

[in a computer assisted twist of bad luck, one bodyguard of the young and helpless finds himself with an unintentional (and uneditable) post after stumbling upon a website known as www.2truths1lieURloss.com

he at once looks rather pale and extremely pissed as it makes the following announcement for him:

2 Truths and 1 Lie presents

Comments

[eternalsamba]

You know, they say that violence isn't the answer.

[headcaduceus]

I wasn't asking.

[eternalsamba]

Do you want me to guess which one is the lie?

[headcaduceus]

No.

[upper_flowers]

OKAY, ROUND-UP: Who tried to go to that website?

[inquisitorial]

o/

[kingsraven]

lulz

[cesia]

o/

[sets_mode_plusv]

1) I have sent people to the hospital.
2) I have killed someone.
3) I can't cook.

. . .

[precedent_hero]

Ah...

[sets_mode_plusv]

What?

[precedent_hero]

Ah... I suppose it's too much to ask that they have the number of truths and lies inverted in this case...

[wetfortono]

1) I am a convincing crossdresser.
2) I have dropped my pants in front of my team mates.
3) I have a thing for cowboys.

Guess my lie!

...

[pussyfortono]

. . .

[wetfortono]

[.. clears throat]

Tono.

[pussyfortono]

. . . Ryuunosuke.

[demonesticate]

1) I'm more like a housewife than a teacher.
2) My Demon Lord is a brilliant genius.
3) I am a cat right now.

Guess my lie!

. . .

[precedent_hero]

[chuckles]

Well, I know one truth, but not the cause of it.

[going to try to pet the kitty :3]

[demonesticate]

[fff sigh resigned to pettings]

I ate a piece of fruit.

[precedent_hero]

A fascinating piece of fruit, I must say!