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[fu_loudspeaker]

I AM EVER SO FUCKING PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE REST OF THE NEW CAMP MODERATORS THAT SOME UPCHUCK STARTED REVEALING YESTERDAY. EACH ONE OF THEM HAS BEEN GIVEN THE AUTHORITY TO BAN OR KICK OR SHIT OUT OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU FREAKING KIDS DO TO EACH OTHER THESE DAYS AS PUNISHMENT, WHAT-THE-FUCK-EVER. MAKE THEM FEEL SPECIAL FOR BEING CHOSEN OR SOME SHIT,

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[get_sometail]

I KNOW POWER IS A BIG TURN-ON, BUT TRY TO RESTRAIN YOURSELVES, LADIES.

[negi_cure]

But how can we resist~!

[get_sometail]

IT'LL BE-

[takes his finger off the loudspeaker button]

Ahem.

It'll be tough, I'm sure.

[negi_cure]

[looks grateful for a moment! before falling back into playing]

Almost too much to bear.

[get_sometail]

I know, huh.

[negi_cure]

You need to use this power over women very carefully. You don't want to get a stalker.

[get_sometail]

Geez, you're right ... I could end up living a double life disguising myself in moogle suits.

[negi_cure]

Never able to reveal your true identity for fear of being kidnapped away for marriage . . .

[get_sometail]

H-hey, let's not get carried away here ...!

[negi_cure]

Next thing you know someone will be claiming you're her baby's daddy~

[get_sometail]

AAAHH!

[negi_cure]

[laaaauuuughs]

[get_sometail]

Maybe I should pass on this job.

[negi_cure]

It is a little much to take on, isn't it?

[get_sometail]

Yeah ...

[part_of_the_sky]

. . .

[MY ADULT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN]