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[fu_loudspeaker]

I AM EVER SO FUCKING PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE REST OF THE NEW CAMP MODERATORS THAT SOME UPCHUCK STARTED REVEALING YESTERDAY. EACH ONE OF THEM HAS BEEN GIVEN THE AUTHORITY TO BAN OR KICK OR SHIT OUT OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU FREAKING KIDS DO TO EACH OTHER THESE DAYS AS PUNISHMENT, WHAT-THE-FUCK-EVER. MAKE THEM FEEL SPECIAL FOR BEING CHOSEN OR SOME SHIT,

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[my_pleasure]

[ has clipped on like 16 badges. Working on #17 now. ]

[but_a_wolf]

MAKE EVERYONE ELSE'S FALL OFF INSTEAD

[my_pleasure]

Starting with you?

[but_a_wolf]

I'M HAPPY AS LONG AS I GET TO KEEP THE MEGAPHONE

[my_pleasure]

No, I think I'll be taking that too.

[but_a_wolf]

LET ME HAVE MY FUN

[my_pleasure]

Sorry, no can do.

[but_a_wolf]

BOY, I SORT OF WANT TO WALL YOU.

[my_pleasure]

I think all the power's gone to your head.

[but_a_wolf]

[lowers megaphone]

I really kind of do.

[raises megaphone]

BUT DON'T WORRY, THE IMPULSE WILL PASS!

[my_pleasure]

[ grabbing for the damned megaphone. :| ]

[but_a_wolf]

[CLINGS TO IT]

NOOOOO MY MEGAPHONE!

[my_pleasure]

[ PULLS. :| ] Not anymore.

[but_a_wolf]

[SNIFF]

[my_pleasure]

[ HUCKS IT. For all the good that'll do. As if there aren't MORE. ]

[but_a_wolf]

[goes get another one. a LOUDER one]