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[but_a_wolf]

I have gathered a group of experts whose sole objective today is to HELP YOU.

So come get your free ANONYMOUS advice. You give people a problem, then my group of experts, other people and random trolls will tell you what to do!

Remember not to feed the trolls!

((ANON ADVICE POST, use cfudanon and such. Jump each other! I'll be slow. I'm on IRC as

Comments

[cfudanon]

I would deeply enjoy killing a great number of you.

I am still deciding what it is that's holding me back.

[actualrapist]

Anyone you killed would come back, and it is likely that you would be found out and lose your friends in the process.

[cfudanon]

I don't care about any of that.

[actualrapist]

You must care about something, otherwise you would be rampaging through camp.

[cfudanon]

This is embarrassing, but. . . Does anyone know how to get zombies stains out? I've been having a lot of trouble with them.

[trunkate]

Blood or guts? Guess it could be a bit of both.

[cfudanon]

Guts, actually!

[trunkate]

Get new clothes.

[cfudanon]

Do you think it would be better to say, "amber orbs," or maybe "sparkling honey-colored eyes?" I have to sound professional!

[halfcocked]

You can't ask for advice on that in here, that's cheating, dammit!

[cfudanon]

Ehhhhhh? Who are youuuu? I don't know you.

[halfcocked]

Bullshit . . . you're really obvious . . .

[cfudanon]

My actions have hurt someone important to me. I really hate seeing him feel that way, but I think given the same circumstances, I would still do the same things again.

[but_a_wolf]

Get him flowers!

[cfudanon]

Not a bad idea. ♥

[but_a_wolf]

You could also pretend you're sorry.

[cfudanon]

I am getting continuously more annoyed, the more people I talk to. Several of them I just wish I could tear apart, just to be able to calm down.

[crosshisheart]

Violence never helps.

[cfudanon]

It helped in my world.

[crosshisheart]

Did it really?