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[whatakida]

[wherever you are, whatever you're doing, if you happen to be inside then you'll find that your door is now being THROWN OPEN by a noisy blond teenager]

Excuuuuuse meeee! Is this where new people are supposed to go?

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[informadick]

[...8D looks up from his laptop]

Not quite.

[whatakida]

[ . . . ]

[whatakida]

Sorry sorry this is clearly the wrong door.

[CLOSING IT]

[informadick]

[pffft]

[necessaryevil]

...No.

[whatakida]

--Whoooa, I got it, this is the costume hut!

[necessaryevil]

There is no costume hut.

[whatakida]

[STARES AT]

... Hobby?

[monologogo]

[YOU ARE IN SOME KIND OF LAB]

What! Who are you?! How did you get in here?!

[whatakida]

No way, there are talking monkeys here too? Angry talking monkeys.

[monologogo]

GET OUT!

[whatakida]

C'mon, that's no way to talk to the new guy! Be a little more friendly!

[tsungunfire]

[icon]

. . . no. Who are you?

[whatakida]

[sob]

Ahh, sorry, I'm Kida Masaomi. Is that thing for real?

[tsungunfire]

Is what for real?

[whatakida]

Well... that gun.

[inpignation]

[dressed only in a towel]

[also, overacting his surprise]

[whatakida]

Whoa, no way, I'm too young for this kind of seduction!

[inpignation]

I'm not the one barging into an old guy's room while he's getting out the shower! Who's the one with the fetish here?!

[whatakida]

I can't be blamed for unlocked doors. Was that all your plan, leaving your door unlocked so innocent guys like me can wander in at just the right time?

How perverted!