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[redesignated]

Sort of dank accommodations you guys have here, huh? Oh, well. I guess until somebody can tell me why I can't get out of the forest, you'll just have to point me towards a cabin with a TV. Maybe some food, too. I'd get something from the mess hall, but whatever they're cooking up for tomorrow smells like the sewer.

((Intro warnings blah blah.

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[bioengineered]

[bioengineered]

[HI ONE JESUS-Y TRANSGENIC IS HUGGING ALEC]

[redesignated]

[hugs! but uh, sort of surprised]

Max? What the hell are you doing here? [pause] Everything okay?

[bioengineered]

Yeah, should've figured you wouldn't know. They probably wiped you before you got here.

I've been here for almost a year and a half, give or take a couple months.

[grewuptootsun]

...

Welcome to Camp Fuck You Die.

[redesignated]

[laughs]

Yeah, right, nice name. What is this place, really?

[grewuptootsun]

A prison.

[redesignated]

Kid, this is nothing like a prison. If you're going for some kind of shock effect, try something a little more believable.

It is a camp though, huh? That I buy.

[ridestherider]

You must be new ... [But you look familiar.]

I don't know about TV, but I do know that the food is like that any Tuesday. Best to just skip the mess hall, that day.

[redesignated]

You could say that. I'm just passing through.

Come on, there has to be one somewhere. Doesn't look like there's a whole lot else to do.

[ridestherider]

[... he just used my best friend's catchphrase, but he looks like Dean; I don't even know what is going on anymore. Congratulations on befuddling me.]

There are things to do, I guess, but I've never seen anyone watching TV before.

[redesignated]

In the whole place? Not one? Well, that's my cue to leave. But uh, how do I do that, exactly?

[givesyouareason]

You can't get out.

[redesignated]

Is that supposed to be existential? I mean where's the exit.

[givesyouareason]

Existential? No, not at all. I'm just trying to help you understand that there is no exit.

[redesignated]

Right, okay. Then how is there no exit? I drove right in. If it's the gorillas and stuff you're worried about, don't. I can get past those things easy.

[pieta_au_lait]

Dean...?

[redesignated]

No? Don't tell me there's another one.

[pieta_au_lait]

You look just like him, except you've shaved recently.

[redesignated]

Well, it wouldn't be the first time. He's not a serial killer, right?

Name's Alec.