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[nocturnemission]

[In your local library, a man in a black coat is investigating a couch.]

Aha! So there is comfortable furniture around here. Recon pays off again!

[This is a great place to take a seat and start rocking out on a sitar: Y/Y?]

((Standard intropost slowness warnings go here! ETA: Okay, dinner break! brb! Back.I'm out for the night, but I'

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[mywifeaneva]

What the hell is wrong with you!?

[nocturnemission]

[Still playing.]

Nothing! What kind of question is that for someone you just met?

[mywifeaneva]

You're in a frickin' library!!

[slamming the book he was holding onto his book cart and grabbing for Demyx's sitar]

[nocturnemission]

Yeah, I'd noticed.

[Yanking the sitar out of reach]

C'mon, man. I'm just providing some soothing background music!

[mywifeaneva]

It's not background music if it's shaking the shelves!

[nocturnemission]

Whatever, Mr. No Fun.

[mywifeaneva]

You are so banned. Get out.

[nocturnemission]

Whatever. You're not the boss of me!

[shamedbythecone]

[HE IS DISTURBING MY NAP, PLEASE TO BE DOING SOMETHING?]

[dimanibussacrum]

[pauses to tilt his head at you]