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[nocturnemission]

[In your local library, a man in a black coat is investigating a couch.]

Aha! So there is comfortable furniture around here. Recon pays off again!

[This is a great place to take a seat and start rocking out on a sitar: Y/Y?]

((Standard intropost slowness warnings go here! ETA: Okay, dinner break! brb! Back.I'm out for the night, but I'

Comments

[demonesticate]

[you might feel this disapproving glare from someone who was busy reading not far away]

. . .

[nocturnemission]

[Oh, I might. Or I might be too busy grooving!]

[demonesticate]

[clears his throat]

[nocturnemission]

[Looks up, but, yep, still playing.]

Oh, hi. Did you have a request?

[demonesticate]

This is a library. It is supposed to be quiet.

[nocturnemission]

Now that's just boring! Don't you think some nice background music livens the place up?

[demonesticate]

Not particularly.

[nocturnemission]

You need to lighten up! Music is good for the soul.

[demonesticate]

Perhaps. But not in the library.

[nocturnemission]

No way! It's just as good here as it would be anywhere else. Plus, people can listen and relax while they study or whatever, right?

[demonesticate]

Some prefers silence when reading.

[nocturnemission]

They should just invest in some earplugs. Problem solved!

[demonesticate]

Or you could vacate the premises before someone throws you out.

[nocturnemission]

But I just got in here, and it's all cold and damp out there!

[demonesticate]

Then stop playing.

[nocturnemission]

Fine, I will. It's no fun with all the stiffs around here complaining, anyway.