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[little_roar]

[WARNING: Unnecessary contact may result in a high-voltage shock. Please do not pee on.]

((Enabled by friends who I asked to convince me not to do this. orz *shakes fist at poke-fever*

Edit: Internet, why are you doing this to me? This edit shouldn't have been fifteen minutes in the making. Regardless- going down for the evening in the hopes

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[shamedbythecone]

[dot dot motherfucking dot]

[little_roar]

[you're tellin' me, buddy]

-It's you!

[shamedbythecone]

I do not believe that we have met before.

[little_roar]

We sang together! [flinches, he's tense and his fur seems to be glowing] You gotta help me, I don't know what's going on!

[shamedbythecone]

... [sniffing]

[little_roar]

[you may feel a small zap]

You remember, right?

[shamedbythecone]

[yelps from the zap!]

[little_roar]

[backs up slightly]

Sorry! I'm not doing this on purpose, I promise!

[shamedbythecone]

[shakes his head a little]

You are... the lion?

[little_roar]

Yeah, that's it! And you're the dog from the jungle!

[shamedbythecone]

I am called Alpha.

[little_roar]

I'm Simba! [there is another stray zap] And I really wish I could make this stop.

[shamedbythecone]

I do not know what it is that is causing you to be like that.

[little_roar]

Then I guess you don't know how to fix it either, huh?

[shamedbythecone]

I do not know.

[little_roar]

Do you know anyone who- [sniff] Who could-[ker-SNEEZE]

[And with said sneeze comes a blast of electrical energy! It's rather small and stays concentrated around Simba, so if Alpha is far enough he shouldn't get singed. :F]