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[mythbusting]

[ PIE! somewhere near the ~center of camp~ there are pies of all shapes and sizes, bite-sized to HOLY SHIT IS THAT A GIANT PIE THAT A PERSON IS CLIMBING OUT OF, COVERED IN BLUEBERRY PIE FILLING

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[pie_or_death]

Now, I know I didn't make all these.

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[fomicrymeariver]

Oh? A hobby of yours?

[butterflybuldge]

[hand trying to take your glasses off from the air :E]

[fomicrymeariver]

[hello, disembodied hand, meet mid static shock]

Good afternoon, Papillon.

[butterflybuldge]

[son of a.]

Hmph.

[fomicrymeariver]

Hmm?

[taking his glasses off nonchalantly and offering them to Pappi] Were you interested in these? A polite request goes a long way, you know. ♥

[butterflybuldge]

No, not really, I just wanted to see if I could get them.

[fomicrymeariver]

[dangling them.]

You may, since you asked so nicely.

[butterflybuldge]

No.

[fomicrymeariver]

[and swiftly back on they go]

Ah, and too think I was being generous... weren't you curious about my theoretical powers? Nevermind that, then.

[butterflybuldge]

I know you're toying with me, and I refuse to let that happen. Besides, I very much doubt your glasses have anything to do with it.

[fomicrymeariver]

[taps the rim of them]

They keep this old man in check, so to speak.

[butterflybuldge]

[reaches for dem glasses again]

[fomicrymeariver]

[allows.]

Honestly, such a child.

[butterflybuldge]

Unlike you, I'll never got old and die~ be jealous.

[... puts them on]

[fomicrymeariver]

[snerk]

Ah, well, yes. I'm absolutely green with envy.

[Pappi will notice the glasses do jack shit for him, but Jade's eyes just went up a couple shades of bright red]