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[mythbusting]

[ PIE! somewhere near the ~center of camp~ there are pies of all shapes and sizes, bite-sized to HOLY SHIT IS THAT A GIANT PIE THAT A PERSON IS CLIMBING OUT OF, COVERED IN BLUEBERRY PIE FILLING

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[myboyfriendisa]

[Fishing the crumbs and filling out of his hair :(]

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[galacticfairy]

I wonder... can you dress a pie as a woman...?

[myboyfriendisa]

[holds up sticky hair ends in dismay]

Why would you wan-- Sheryl!

[galacticfairy]

Wouldn't it be appropriate?

[myboyfriendisa]

It would be stupid. They're inanimate.

[canihassword]

I don't think you're supposed to wear it, Alto.

[myboyfriendisa]

I didn't ask to.

Now I have to wash my hair again today.

[canihassword]

Beats being gross and sticky, right?

[myboyfriendisa]

I'm not looking forward to smelling like blueberry pie.

Although that beats being a blueberry pie...

[canihassword]

Yeah, that was kinda freaky.

It must take you a long time to wash your hair, huh?

[myboyfriendisa]

Hair is delicate! You should take more care with it than anything else.

[canihassword]

I know! It breaks easily and it'd suck if became uneven.

[myboyfriendisa]

And you risk split ends if it gets too dry.

[canihassword]

Ugh, I hate those.

Cause then I have to trim them, and I wind up just getting everything cut, cause I don't want the ends to be uneven.

[myboyfriendisa]

It must be hard taking care of your hair under these conditions, then.

[canihassword]

Seriously. Sometimes it gets so frizzy, I just give up and throw a beanie on.

Yours always looks nice, though. How do you do it?